ANDY THE ANDROGYNOUS ANDROID Nov. 25/97 Karl Rigelhof

Andy the androgynous android
And Sally the seductress sleazoid
With/and Stevie ((who (i)s/(would be) strung out on (')st(e/')roids
(They) can't wait (un)til they meet/see (Mr.) (Trapezoid) (Floyd)

(To them) he (i)s (the) legend(s)/ary (<->) (stuff (of))
The/a (real) cool(est) dude/((of) cat(s))
(And) if that('s) not/ain't enough
(He('s) (knows) where it's at)/(He's got (the right) (atti)tude)
(But they don't care about that)
(They have something else (in mind)/planned)

Andy says Floyd (i)s(/has a/the) celebrity
To give their cause (some) integrity
With just the right (amount of) elasticity/longevity/brevity/electricity
To cover up their/any complicity/intricacy/infancy/connectivity
(Just in case they get caught)

Sally (just) wants a piece of the action
And Floyd's (gonna be) the (main) attraction
(And) (this time) Sally's/she's gonna get some/a satisfaction/reaction
Or else she('s) may/gonna have to use the/her contraption
(Until/((oh) (yeah)) (s)he/it (really) hits the spot
((She's gonna)/(He'd better)) give/ing it all (s)he's/you've got


STEVIE: "OK! OK! Here's the deal."